Jobless By Choice.
Rich By Chance.
$UNEMP is the meme coin for everyone who said “one more trade” and somehow ended up unemployed. No promises, no fake utility — just memes, chaos, bad decisions, and the grind.
Portfolio
-99%
$UNEMP
$0.000…1
The Lore
You Had A Job.
You had a job. Then you made one more trade. The trade went wrong. The job disappeared. Now you're here.
$UNEMP turns the pain of getting rekt into a meme. It represents the traders, degens, dreamers, and survivors who keep grinding regardless of how badly the market treats them.
Jobless by choice. Rich by chance.
Mission
Build a recognizable meme community around trading, getting rekt, losing the job, and still coming back for one more trade. Create memes. Build community. Embrace the chaos. Keep grinding.
Vision
Make $UNEMP a symbol of the degen lifestyle — risk, failure, and starting over. Not another project pretending to change the world. Just a meme people rally around.
The Numbers
Tokenomics
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One billion bad decisions
Buy Tax
0%
Cheaper than your last trade
Sell Tax
0%
Exit freely, we get it
Liquidity
Burned
Like our savings
Distribution
100% Fair
No presale, no VC, no job
Plan:
1. Trade 2. Hodl 3. Retire
(???)
The Plan
Roadmap
GET UNEMPLOYED
- ▸Launch $UNEMP
- ▸Establish the brand and lore
- ▸Build Telegram community
- ▸Launch X presence
- ▸Create memes and community content
ONE MORE TRADE
- ▸Grow the community
- ▸Run meme campaigns
- ▸Organize raids and engagement
- ▸Collaborate with crypto communities
- ▸Increase social visibility
THE GRIND
- ▸Expand the $UNEMP community
- ▸More content and meme campaigns
- ▸Creator and influencer collaborations
- ▸Community competitions
- ▸Broader crypto visibility
RICH BY CHANCE (???)
- ▸Strengthen the $UNEMP brand
- ▸Expand the community globally
- ▸Build major partnerships and collaborations
- ▸Become a recognizable meme within crypto culture
Degen 101
How To Buy
01
Get a Wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with SOL. Ignore the rent due date.
02
Copy the CA
Grab the $UNEMP contract address below. Double-check it, degen.
03
Swap on Pump.fun
Paste the CA, set your slippage, and press the button of destiny.
04
Hodl & Cope
Screenshot the chart. Tell everyone it's just one more trade.
The Degens
Community
Contract Address
Unaudited meme token. Always verify the CA before buying.